May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
3 posts
I’m posting because Hannah thinks I’m dead on here.
Hi.
January 2011
1 post
ughthingsstuff asked: BRENDAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY
November 2010
1 post
It's too bad I don't use Tumblr more, because the...
August 2010
3 posts
saw Scott Pilgrim vs. the World last night.
caracol-magia:
It’s one of my favorites now. I absolutely loved it.
WASN’T IT AMAZING?
I really hope that by following me, Fatty CoWorker isn’t trying to tell me something about myself.
July 2010
2 posts
No, sir, I don’t actually work at Meijer. I know my Meijer uniform and name tag can be a bit misleading, but thank you for asking.
June 2010
9 posts
I love that unfollow button.
Happy birthday to Johnny Depp, Michael J. Fox, the...
Myself. I’m 18 now. :D
Cheers, antisocialist.
Guess what, guys.
It’s my 18th birthday tomorrow (Wednesday). :D
You have no idea how excited I am.
Welp
I donated my five dollars. It was mostly because of the oil spill cleanup, but partially because I want to keep this Tumblr theme.
I'm liking this black dashboard.
I think Tumblr should make this an option once the dashboard goes back to normal.
ughthingsstuff asked: Aaaahaha that's funny because I found her through Brittany's Facebook.
May 2010
8 posts
I feel like I don't know any of my followers.
Anyone wanna chat?
Testing out posting through text message. Let’s see if this works.
Your Star Wars name:
birdbreathestars:
starsurfer:
yourstarlesseyesremain:
thatsideofthestreetmotherfucker:
-asthenia:
rebexy:
superflyinglostaway:
azurefalls:
First Name: First 3 letters of first name + second 2 letters of last name Second Name: First 2 letters of mother’s maiden name + first 3 letters of hometown
Anton Hewes. Dude, that could totally be a real name. If I’m ever a spy, this is gonna...
April 2010
16 posts
fmylife:
Today, after getting drunk, I attended a concert with my friends. I don’t remember much of anything, but according to my friends, I fell down the bleachers and cut my head. I’m now sporting a rather large, lightning bolt gash down the middle of my forehead. I look like Harry Potter. FML
This needs to be an MLIA. >:(
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.
This is the hell that never endssss
It just goes on and on my friendsssss
I need some good books to read.
Can anyone suggest some?
I just came to the harsh realization that I am...
I just saw Fight Club for the first time.
unicornheadphones:
elbdawg:
Woah.
I have yet to see it ahfiaeoefgojseog
I need to read the book though. I prefer to read the books before I watch the movies.
Honestly, I didn’t know there was a book. Which is a shame, because normally I’M the book before movie and book better than movie purist. I’ve heard that most people who see it love it, though.
I just saw Fight Club for the first time.
Woah.
Today, something truly great happened.
alakazannah:
@elbdawg found a urine sample in his backpack and has no idea where it came from. It was one of the most perfect moments of my life.
Also hilarious: I’m a finalist in the running for prom queen. wat
who in their right mind would vote for this:
Wait, crap, I didn’t even see that you tumblogged this. WHY DID YOU TUMBLOG THIS. THERE WAS A URINE SAMPLE IN MY BACKPACK....
3 tags
March 2010
23 posts
The news needs to spend less time talking about...
fmylife:
Today, my husband was playing Pokemon in bed. He hid the screen from himself and guessed the name of every pokemon encounter based on the sound of their cry. He got all 65 encounters right. This happens every night. FML
Why in this world is this an FML? It should me an MLIA.
YOUUUU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED.
AND YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND, AND YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND; OH BABY YOUUUUU~
