@elbdawg found a urine sample in his backpack and has no idea where it came from. It was one of the most perfect moments of my life.
Also hilarious: I’m a finalist in the running for prom queen.
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who in their right mind would vote for this:
Wait, crap, I didn’t even see that you tumblogged this. WHY DID YOU TUMBLOG THIS. THERE WAS A URINE SAMPLE IN MY BACKPACK. Except it turns out that Ethan was the one that did it, and that it was apple juice. Also, about prom king and queen, I’m mighty peeved about who won.
Source: ughthingsstuff