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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Contact Me</description><title>Brendan.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @elbdawg)</generator><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>ughthingsstuff:

I can unfriend people I don’t like AND I can...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ckb4wkFI1qza0i2o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ughthingsstuff.tumblr.com/post/20947224795/i-can-unfriend-people-i-dont-like-and-i-can" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ughthingsstuff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can unfriend people I don’t like AND I can passive-aggressively make them want to unfriend me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I wish I could do the same without revealing to my close friends and family my deep dark secrets.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/20949304085</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/20949304085</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:25:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>toptumbles:

We can still be friends

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxtwrX58D1qfjjglo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://toptumbles.com/post/5952994966" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;toptumbles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We can still be friends&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/5953117020</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/5953117020</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 23:38:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lluihmiMPr1qiogu5o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/5921519306</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/5921519306</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 01:11:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gamefreaksnz:

(via Using portals like a boss. : gaming)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvx88GyKE1qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.gamefreaks.co.nz/post/5917772863" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gamefreaksnz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/hlwaw/using_portals_like_a_boss/" target="_blank"&gt;Using portals like a boss. : gaming&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/5921454308</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/5921454308</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 01:08:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljz9ruZBXO1qehzbio1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/4799591280</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/4799591280</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 01:47:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gastropods-and-cephalopods:

joshofthedead:

scruffle:

datass-as...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9zjyzzSEb1qcd16vo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gastropods-and-cephalopods.tumblr.com/post/4410660689" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gastropods-and-cephalopods&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joshofthedead.tumblr.com/post/4410611759" target="_blank"&gt;joshofthedead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://scruffle.tumblr.com/post/4407214199" target="_blank"&gt;scruffle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://datass-assin.tumblr.com/post/4407097072" target="_blank"&gt;datass-assin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://avocadopolymath.tumblr.com/post/4407066921" target="_blank"&gt;avocadopolymath&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://daleksex.tumblr.com/post/4406990108" target="_blank"&gt;daleksex&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gallifreys-flyboy.tumblr.com/post/4406818167" target="_blank"&gt;gallifreys-flyboy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rolypolybaby-doll.tumblr.com/post/4406772326" target="_blank"&gt;rolypolybaby-doll&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kliss-.tumblr.com/post/4406742222" target="_blank"&gt;kliss-&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fromknighttoking.tumblr.com/post/4406655903" target="_blank"&gt;fromknighttoking&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;500 Days of Penis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;King Penis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sucker Penis&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jeff Dunham’s &lt;em&gt;Arguing With [his] Penis&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The King’s Penis&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Across the Penis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Penis: Legacy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Pirates of the Caribbean: curse of the black penis&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Batman: The Penis Knight (or The Dark Penis)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Penis State&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Iron Penis&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/4415948068</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/4415948068</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 10:14:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;m posting because Hannah thinks I&amp;#8217;m dead on here.

Hi.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m posting because Hannah thinks I&amp;#8217;m dead on here.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hi.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/4300562656</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/4300562656</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 23:02:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BRENDAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY</title><description>&lt;p&gt;WHAT YOU SHOULD&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/2708622056</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/2708622056</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 23:35:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It's too bad I don't use Tumblr more, because the Android app is awesome.</title><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/1590960384</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/1590960384</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 08:02:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>saw Scott Pilgrim vs. the World last night.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://caracol-magia.tumblr.com/post/985976198/saw-scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-last-night" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;caracol-magia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s one of my favorites now. I absolutely loved it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WASN&amp;#8217;T IT AMAZING?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/986065072</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/986065072</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 01:14:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Picture of me from a few months back. Wish I didn’t have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7d9fwluQl1qza057o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Picture of me from a few months back. Wish I didn’t have to cut my hair for graduation, but at least it’s growing back. LOOK AT THAT DORK. LOOK AT IT.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/973664679</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/973664679</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:09:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I really hope that by following me, Fatty CoWorker isn&amp;#8217;t trying to tell me something about...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I really hope that by following me, &lt;a href="http://fattycoworker.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Fatty CoWorker&lt;/a&gt; isn&amp;#8217;t trying to tell me something about myself.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/944164401</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/944164401</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:39:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I forgot to post this, but I made a business card a few months...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ewdltLMS1qza057o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I forgot to post this, but I made a business card a few months ago.&lt;br/&gt;
There it is. In all its glory.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/883486194</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/883486194</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:48:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>No, sir, I don&amp;#8217;t actually work at Meijer. I know my Meijer uniform and name tag can be a bit...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;No, sir, I don&amp;#8217;t actually work at Meijer. I know my Meijer uniform and name tag can be a bit misleading, but thank you for asking.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/803887519</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/803887519</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:19:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love that unfollow button.</title><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/690416360</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/690416360</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 09:28:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy birthday to Johnny Depp, Michael J. Fox, the late Les Paul, and of course...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Myself. I&amp;#8217;m 18 now. :D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/678960513</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/678960513</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:26:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cheers, antisocialist.</title><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/678556913</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/678556913</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 22:05:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I made this for Hannah (Alakazannah).
She sent me a picture of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3q5elbqaj1qza057o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I made this for &lt;a href="http://alakazannah.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Hannah (Alakazannah)&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br/&gt;
She sent me a picture of her boyfriend and I just had to.&lt;br/&gt;
Sorry, Mike, since I haven’t even met you yet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/678531021</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/678531021</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 21:56:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Guess what, guys.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s my 18th birthday tomorrow (Wednesday). :D&lt;br/&gt;
You have no idea how excited I am.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/675472912</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/675472912</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:51:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Welp</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I donated my five dollars. It was mostly because of the oil spill cleanup, but partially because I want to keep this Tumblr theme.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/674878510</link><guid>http://elbdawg.tumblr.com/post/674878510</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:15:04 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

